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Paul: Hey, my name is 'Paul'! How may I help you?
cure: I'm a very obese person and I don't think your plus sizes will fit me.
cure: Hello?
cure: I need help with this
Paul: I do apologize for your inconvenience. Have you checked out our Torrid site. We carry from sizes 12-26
Paul: 
cure: My size is larger then that.
cure: I'm really fat.... 
Paul: Was there a certain size that you are looking for? I would be happy to suggest that to our buyers
Paul: Would you like to suggest a size for us to carry?
Paul: Again I would be happy to suggest that for you
cure: I would like to suggest the size -- 40. It should be really big in the anus area.
Paul: I would be happy to suggest a size 40 for you
Paul: Was there anything else I can help you with today
Paul: Is there anything else we may assist you with today?
Paul: Have I fully answered all of your questions?
cure: No you haven't. I AM UNHAPPY WITH YOUR SERVICE
Paul: I truly am sorry for that
cure: Do you sell any food items within your stores? I'm thinking of going for a walk and eating a couple pounds of food after.
Paul: Was there something else I can assist you with?
cure: I am hungry. Do you sell food. Like candy.
Paul: Yes, we do have candy and Mints at some locations
Paul:
Paul: Have I fully answered all of your questions?
cure: What kind of Candy
Paul: Unfortunately I am not sure at this time, although I would be happy to take your email address and get back to you
cure: I don't have time to wait for that. I am a very hungry person.
cure: DO YOU WANT ME TO START EATING MY CAT!? DO YOU!?
cure: I've heard rumors of an AFI candy. Are you going to sell it and what are the flavours of it
Paul: I am sorry for that. Unfortunately the buyer for that department is not at her desk, so unfortunately I am not sure at this time
cure: Is it vegan friendly?
Paul: I would be happy to look into that as well for you
Paul: Would you like me to do so?
cure: Yes
cure: Im going on an animal free diet after the dog is cooked.
Paul: Ok what is a good email address for you?
cure: sycophantx@yahoo.com
cure: What color underwear are you wearing?
Paul: The live chat program is available for hottopic.com order and product questions only. Unfortunately, I have several customers on hold awaiting to chat regarding their orders. If you do not have anymore questions regarding a hottopic.com order I will need to end the chat.
cure: I need to know whether you are in a position to personally recommend Hot Topic underwear
cure: otherwise, how can I trust your recomendation?
Chat session ended at 3.11pm
Please wait for a hottopic.com customer service representative.
Kelly: Hey, my name is 'Kelly'! How may I help you?
cure: Hey. I was wondering if you could help me out on underwear colors.
Kelly: What type are you looking for?
cure: Ones for big-assed girls like myself. You know what I'm talking about, huh? 
Kelly: We do have a website that caters to sizes from 12-26 it's www.torrid.com
Kelly: Are you familiar with the site?
cure: Yes, but I'm much fatter than those poseurs of fatness. I am queen fat - my vampire name is "VaMpYrE ObEsSiTy".
Kelly: Have you looked at the site? There are many intimate apparel items available. Perhaps you will like something over there.
cure: FUCKING CHRIST I DID LOOK! ARE YOU CALLING ME STUPID!?
cure: YOU'RE JUST LIKE THE OTHER ONE THAT TRIED TO HELP ME. ALL HE KEPT SAYING IS HE DIDNT KNOW! I HATE PAUL!
Kelly: No, I'm not, it was just merely a suggestion and we have a lot of chatters right now. Is there anything in particular I can help you find?
cure: What color is your underwear? I need an objective opinion so I can consider which pair I'm buying for sure.
cure: I need to know whether you are in a position to personally recommend Hot Topic underwear
cure: otherwise, how can I trust your recomendation?
Chat session ended at 3.23pm
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