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Earlier this week, someone using the name JohnnoH made a post on the forum entitled "NEbody out there?" that read, "Heya! My name's Jonathan, 19, just wondered if there were NE other AFI fans in the Derbyshire area of the UK that might B using this board?" Despite the fact that he had just abused my forum without bothering to register, I assured him that I would aid him in this quest.
At the time I requested that he e-mail me some personal details and a photo that I could pass on to any interested parties. JohnnoH failed to do so, despite returning to make a second unregistered post of tangential relevance. This lack of co-operation makes it harder to fulfill the pledge I made to help get him more e-friends. Through the use of my l33t h4x0ring skills I can reveal that JohnnoH was born on June 25th 1984, though nothing of any real interest.
Because JohnnoH did not send me a photograph, I had to look for one. Google image search said he could be one of these people:
However, a normal Google search returned no information about JohnnoH, Jonathan Handforth, or je.handforth@virgin.net so I doubt they are him. For illustrative purposes, let's assume he looks more like this:
Since buying 'Sing the sorrow', JohnnoH has become a big fan of the band AFI, and he writes many incisive and keenly worded posts on their official messageboard, some of which are also asking for friends and get repeatedly closed by the admins. It is in such a post that he reveals that "Yeah, i just [write in text message style] out of habit, i mean, from texting on my mobile." This shows that he only lacks friends friends who are AFI fans, he does have some friends! lol!
If you are interested in becoming an e-friend of JohnnoH, simply e-mail je.handforth@virgin.net or fill in the form below.
