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(Part one, in which we learnt that Jentina's target audience are idiots.)
The general ineptitude in life that can be seen to characterise Jentina's target demographic (and a zeitgeist that she too has wholeheartedly embraced) can be seen to extend to those who market her.
It followed that a site administrator of this caliber did not have the foresight to prevent anyone from registering Jentina as a username, so I did. I spent 10 minutes altering the words to 1990 chart smash 'Ice ice baby' by international joke Vanilla Ice and unleashed it upon my (Jentina's) adoring public. The results were astounding.
I would like to thank gt@londonbydesign.co.uk for confirming that people who like this type of music only do so because they have so little taste or integrity that they can't tell the difference between their CDs and my Vanilla Ice alteration. I hope he feels like the fool he is.
At this point, dickless here nearly ruined it all by having no concept of tact and getting the forum reset. However, the unverifiable fact that 'Jentina' had posted a rap on previous incarnation of the board was passing into the realm of legend. I posted a second time, less believable still.
There was a second version of the haikus that I had thought there would be no chance of getting away with posting. Now I'm not so sure that I couldn't have done:
Haikus are calming
though they make me look clever
(a small price to pay).
Teenage mums like my
lyrics because they relate
to their own sad lives.
Thunderbirds is the
main influence on my work -
look at how I dance.
My record will flop
and I will return to Maccy
Ds to serve burgers.
Contrary to how
it looks, this is not at all
self-depracating.
Bo.
