Meet my colleagues

Posted by Ric on 24.10.04

Note that the pictures used are not actually of my colleagues, but search engine image search results to whom my colleagues bear a resemblance. I do not actually work with Michael Stipe.

I still look and dress like this in 2004.

I am the most spiteful woman you will ever meet. I should have retired three years ago, but my life is empty other than harassing people at work. It will come as no suprise to you that I am not married.

I labour under the misapprehension that I am respected. Also, I suffer from a truly impressive variety of illnesses.

All I do all day is talk to my daughter on the telephone. I consider this entirely acceptable, so do not even attempt to hide it. If anyone suggests to me that, in fact, it is not acceptable, I argue with them, because I am stupid.

I appear constantly flustered despite also doing no work.

I am competant and work fairly hard. Unable to stop at this, I feel the need to talk about computer hardware, about which I know nothing. Fortunately, only one person knows enough to realise my ignorance. Unfortunately, he runs this site.