Both the Ming Li eShy experience and our quest to find Johnno H some friends prove that we really care about our readers' happiness and ability to meet new and interesting people with minimal risk to personal safety.
However, this did leave me concerned that some people might be feeling left out, so when I was spammed with some unique gothic dating adverts I felt it was only polite to share. Who would want to miss out on the chance to meet...
A self-confessed "Gothic vampire warrior" and "New Gothic Nightmare Artist" who is looking for marriage and, if asked, will even "write you the Dark Romance poem."
If you are looking for someone who would stand out less, there is always "Vampiredude", who somehow doesn't look much like a vampire or either of Bill and Ted. He is a commited Christian with "black eyes."
Or you could simply go for someone who advertises on a gothic dating site despite looking Bez from Happy Mondays, and who lists Coldplay as one of his favourite bands.
For the sake of balance I should point out that by far the most normal person of those advertising themselves on the site is the curiously named and very tattooed "scattygeezer."
Regretfully you have to pay $20 a month to gain the bonus of "safety advice and dating tips", but the important thing is not to end up like these happy folk, and remember that anyone who claims to be a Vampire Satanist Communist stands a higher than average chance of being insane.
