You are Lt. Colombo. You wear a dishevelled mack, drive a battered car, own a baggy dog, and are constantly surrounded by a haze of cigar smoke. However, this is just to lull villains into a false sense of security so that you might trip them up with "Just one more thing..." questions and seemingly abstract comments about your wife.
Other possible results: Hawaii Five-O, Hill Street Blues, Ironside, Kojak, Magnum PI, Shaft, TJ Hooker.
