Ed Watch goes live today. The project has begun. For the full history of what's happened to date, see analysis. Several hoax calls made to Ed after he managed to resist cannabis and alcohol for a few weeks. He worked his new job and then spent his winnings, on drugs. Returning to university to continue working on his degree. Ha.
Urgent news. Sources report to me that Ed is on course to fail his final year. Unconfirmed reports say he is hiding under the table of drug abuse from a mammoth dissertation and revision. In other words, see you next year Ed. More debts, more rejection and more Penbryn (terrible hall of residence).
As the exam season comes to an end, I find a lot of my friends repeating the year. Ed however has been forbade to do so due to financial reliance upon his family unit and the fact that he has squandered enough valuable currency on weed and pipe tobacco. It seems that the dream may be over for Ed as suicide comes at him head on.
