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11.07.08: Jordan sex tape - Not safe for work
17.11.06: The Adventures of Dr. Hektor Spektor - 25 to 27.
17.11.06: The Adventures of Dr. Hektor Spektor - 23 to 24.
07.09.06: Meet my colleagues 2 - Revenge of the jobsworths.
04.09.06: R.I.P. Steve Irwin - Burn out, not fade away.
28.08.06: At war with the Post Office - Guest article by William 'Neverclear' Cavindash.
02.03.06: And this is how we die - Barbie as Henry the Eigth's soulless heir.
08.02.06: Indigo Children - It's not a screaming child, it's a screaming saviour of mankind.
17.01.06: Fake blood vs. arm socks - May the force of GWAR protect you
11.01.06: VIPcrew.com - Possibly safe for work
05.01.06: Fleshlight - Not safe for work
01.01.06: World of Warcraft - War. HUH! What is it good for?
28.12.05: WeLiveTogether.com - Bikini shop stop - Not safe for work
28.12.05: Restriktionen - Not safe for work
22.12.05: Avoiding Xmas - Become a moving target.
15.12.05: Vikings - Progression through pillaging.
07.12.05: Responsibility starts at home - the Boogieman told me to kill them all.
22.11.05: Alligator tea party - Yum yum.
07.11.05: Halloween internet makeover - In Scary Vision, with Meccha-Streisand.
31.10.05: Halloween haunted places - Guaranteed scarier than 'House of wax'.
12.10.05: Crichton - Don't forget he also wrote 'Disclosure'...
01.10.05: Elmo's World - Bananas do not engage in cannibalism.
03.09.05: Trisha: mum, are you sure you see ghosts? - The paranormal appeal of daytime TV.
30.08.05: Finding God - Salvation costs only $29.99!
23.08.05: New, improved and completely fake - Your company's mascot is my best friend.
13.08.05: Matt the lifeguard - Stranger than fiction.
07.08.05: Hiroshima - You have no chance to survive make your time.
31.07.05: Wallets with pigtails - Wipeout.
28.07.05: The Adventures of Dr. Hektor Spektor - 20 to 22.
24.07.05: The Adventures of Dr. Hektor Spektor - 17 to 19.
14.07.05: Dog Soldiers - With pictures from other films. Squelch.
06.07.05: Big Brother 6 part 2 - Daily updates.
06.07.05: Big Brother 6 part 1 - An introduction.
03.07.05: "Why did you block me?" - So I put on my wizard hat and robe...
27.06.05: Charity shop videos - To be continued...
16.06.05: All that glimmers - They mostly come out night, mostly.
07.06.05: Zombies - They did the Mash. It was a graveyard smash.
27.05.05: Space - Just what do you think you're doing, Dave?
16.05.05: We're off to see the Wizard - No more drugs for this man.
08.05.05: Evergreen Terrace - The number of the Beast is 641.
28.04.05: Gothic dating - Cradle of Filth, quoth the raven.
17.04.05: Sahara - Trojan Odyssey, with 50% more camels.
11.04.05: Let's go to Mars - The Jetsons, and other harsh realities.
03.04.05: Eco warriors - Steven Seagal and the Planeteers.
27.03.05: Killing your wife/girlfriend - She's buried right in my backyard.
19.03.05: Ginger Snaps - Hide and seek, with monsters.
13.03.05: The taking of flight 847 (part 2) - Now staring Milli Vanilli.
04.03.05: The taking of flight 847 (part 1) - Somebody set us up the bomb.
27.02.05: Warriors of virtue: Return to Tao - Everyone was kung fu fighting!
23.02.05: Turbulence 3: Heavy metal - Ein Killer. Vierzig Geisien.
18.02.05: Sir Mixalot: 'Baby got back' - Back with a vengence.
13.02.05: My house rocks harder than your house - A brief photo tour.
01.02.05: The devil made me do it - The roof is on fire.
25.01.05: How to hunt ghosts: a practical guide - Who you gonna call?
21.01.05: Fat food - Healthy eating for a better tomorrow.
09.01.05: Random war - Because you're worth it.
04.01.05: Velvet Acid Christ to write new Harry Potter soundtrack - Wait for me, you guys!
01.01.05: Demon possession - Safer living through pop culture.
28.12.04: A Neo-Communist reading of Busted's 'Year 3000' - Comrades!
24.12.04: Christmas music - With The Chipmunks, David Hasselhoff, and Kenny G.
19.12.04: Orgazmo - Charting the intellectual decline of holiday viewing.
14.12.04: Samantha Fox: Touch me - 80s topless rock'n'roll extravaganza!
09.12.04: White Xmas - A multi-cultural seasonal celebration.
04.12.04: The Adventures of Dr. Hektor Spektor - 13 to 16.
28.11.04: Red Surf - Makes 'Point Break' look like 'Blue juice'.
23.11.04: AFI: untitled retrospective - One... big... dark... review.
16.11.04: Virgin Trains 'Hotline' Magazine - Unbelievably, this is free.
11.11.04: House hunting - As directed by Stephen C. Miner.
07.11.04: Central heating for tramps - Quite literally the gutter press.
02.11.04: Halloween noises - A retrospective.
30.10.04: Halloween festivities - Not children, but monsters.
24.10.04: Meet my colleagues - True Fockers.
21.10.04: Cyborg - When Jean-Claude Van Damme was Master of the Universe.
17.10.04: The ultimate £20 purchase - With bonus stupid haircuts.
11.10.04: All things pink and capitalist - Ted, don't fear the reaper!
06.10.04: PSI Factor - Tales of the mundane.
01.10.04: Rock Star - Again, guaranteed better than Creed.
26.09.04: The information superhighway - Following Arpanet just as intended.
21.09.04: Free and varied music - Guaranteed better than Creed.
18.09.04: E-mail etiquette - ADV: Free Mortgage Rate Quote.
12.09.04: I RELY ON YOU!! - Regaining our political edge.
11.09.04: Happy Birthday - Celebration of another milestone passed.
07.09.04: Macbeth - A Cripplelink Kids production. Seriously.
02.09.04: Thought control - Capitalism in fiction from the Hardy Boys to the Budget Report.
28.08.04: The Intern club - Like 'The Breakfast Club', with more "drinkies".
22.08.04: London Zoo - By way of the Special Olympics.
19.08.04: The Adventures of Dr. Hektor Spektor - 10 to 12.
14.08.04: The Ladybird guide to shopping on the internet - Very trustworthy transactions.
08.08.04: Futuresport - In the future, no-one can hear you laugh.
02.08.04: My father-in-law's toiletries - The best a man can get.
27.07.04: Special D - 1990 called, they want their songs back.
18.07.04: Red Dawn - I believe that human being and fish can coexist peacefully.
15.07.04: Blue: Bubblin' - At least it's not Gary Barlow.
09.07.04: Zombies ate my plot - and also the last week's site updates.
30.06.04: The Adventures of Dr. Hektor Spektor - 07 to 09.
27.06.04: The Adventures of Dr. Hektor Spektor - 04 to 06.
24.06.04: The Adventures of Dr. Hektor Spektor - 01 to 03.
20.06.04: Mean Girls - Fit but my god don't you know it.
17.06.04: What price salvation? - For eternal consumption only.
13.06.04: Happy 18th Birthday Mary-Kate and Ashley! - Let them eat cake.
05.06.04: Ulysses 31 - Undoing all the good of classics lessons since 1981.
01.06.04: Jentina, part two - I am Spartacus! No, I am Spartacus!
01.06.04: Jentina, part one - Yo, VIP, let's kick it!
28.05.04: Lidl revisited - still a plethora of bargains to be had.
23.05.04: You must die! I alone am best! - Death in film, and dying on stage.
17.05.04: When it all goes to hell - Who you gonna call?
12.05.04: Jesus built my hotrod while Fox News watched.
10.05.04: Scream - I'll be right back...
04.05.04: Lionel Richie, part two - He's just a skater boy.
04.05.04: Lionel Richie, part one - Is it him you're looking for?
01.05.04: Expensive crap - Happy International Consumerism Day!
25.04.04: Are you ready to rock? - You won't be.
19.04.04: Murderer fruit machine - A new low in taste and sensitivity.
14.04.04: Marillion - We will bleed you dry and it will never be enough.
09.04.04: The power of three - Invoking commercial success by witchcraft.
04.04.04: Talk to Frank - Rapping wit' da kids at street level.
28.03.04: Reign in darkness - Low budget accidental vampires.
23.03.04: Hangman's Curse - The passion of The Christ.
18.03.04: Promoting tourism subliminally - Yet more abuse of the Scooby Doo trademark.
13.03.04: Train travel, or Stuck in a confined space with life's failures.
07.03.04: Free stuff - Missing the point on a corporate scale
01.03.04: Tonight the stars revolt - Didn't these bands used to be good?
25.02.04: The new official state history of Russia - Gulags? What gulags?
19.02.04: Nancy Drew - Multi-medium all-American adventuring at its best.
15.02.04: The moose has escaped - Another day at the office.
10.02.04: Morals with He-Man - The safe way to run, and other stories.
06.02.04: Melting Nazis - Learning history with Hollywood.
30.01.04: Breakdancing for the Pope - Oh well, I was going to hell anyway...
27.01.04: Damn you, Kazaa - No-one should have to see that.
23.01.04: Dilbert - Thankyou for your rules.
19.01.04: Motivational audio books, part 1 - Yes, you have the power to make me rich.
15.01.04: Texas teenage virgins - This has nothing to do with porn.
11.01.04: Captain Planet - The power is yours!
06.01.04: In classical mood - The sound of paint drying.
01.01.04: You look hideous - New year, just like the old year.
28.12.03: Crackers - Xmas isn't over until I say it is.
25.12.03: Salt Mines of Siberia - The antidote to Xmas Day.
20.12.03: Anger management - Charting the decline in musical standards.
16.12.03: Xmas gift recommendations, part 3 - gifts for adults.
11.12.03: Xmas gift recommendations, part 2 - chosen by people who spammed me.
11.12.03: Xmas gift recommendations, part 1 - chosen by MSNBC's 'Today Show'.
07.12.03: Bogus Santas exposed - Keeping Xmas alive.
04.12.03: The good, the bad and the typecast - Let off some steam, Bennett!
29.11.03: Aerobic striptease - A product promotion by fetishists and the clinically sad.
23.11.03: The Faculty - Current affairs retold though evil Nazi robots.
16.11.03: Six steps to a cooler you - A lesson in xpunkx.
12.11.03: Amy Studt - Avril UK.
08.11.03: Rock your socks - A fashionable misappropriation of footwear.
05.11.03: I just wanted to say that...   I... love... you...
31.10.03: Halloween costume ideas - not suitable for children under 5 years due to small parts.
25.10.03: FBI concealable weapons guide 2003 - I helped to blow up a building.
22.10.03: Jackie Chan Adventures Magazine - Chantastic, Chan-fans!
15.10.03: Sex with a eunuch - A cautionary tale of excesses.
12.10.03: Dominator - Faker than Metacortex.
10.10.03: Nigerian bank scam, part 2 - With marginally more success.
07.10.03: Rapping for Jesus - Sympathy for the devil.
02.10.03: Freeway - Red Riding Hood grew up.
30.09.03: Scooby Doo - ...pesky kids.
21.09.03: Interview with London stripper Unity - with photos, perverts.
19.09.03: Devildriver - The roof is on fire.
14.09.03: Hardcore Superstar - Not Harmar Superstar.
11.09.03: Happy birthday - Cake and balloons for all.
07.09.03: Link-o-rama - For the first and last time.
02.09.03: The A-Team - I pity the fool who doesn't like this article.
28.08.03: Nigerian bank scam, part 1 - Learning how to commit international fraud.
25.08.03: Target audience - From eyeliner to eyesore.
21.08.03: Leigh - Cultural home to 12 pints and I'm bulletproof.
16.08.03: Head cheerleader, dead cheerleader - Dying to meat you.
10.08.03: Ghost pirates of the Caribbean - Another groovy mystery solved.
04.08.03: Jawbreaker - She's dead. Relax.
30.07.03: Jennifer Government - Max Barry will take your money, then preach about how corporations are bad.
26.07.03: Am I copyright infringement or not? - Rate Sue my ass.
23.07.03: I'm just a girl - Terminator 3 VS Legally Blonde 2.
18.07.03: Dave Grohl destroyed the music industry - with help from Slipknot.
14.07.03: Nazi balloon animals - a how to guide.
12.07.03: Mocking the afflicted, or, I hate where you live.
10.07.03: Musician turned actor - Model, actress, hooker, waitress.
08.07.03: e-friend application form - We care about our readers.
04.07.03: Kill 'em all limited - Fulfilling your every security need.
01.07.03: Politics and music - It's just another funky radical bombtrack.
29.06.03: Gnomes - stealing underpants for fun and profit.
23.06.03: Type O Negative - Happy Halloween Manchester.
21.06.03: Geocities awards - truly the mark of a good site.
21.06.03: I. Shevket Trading and other cautionary tales.
15.06.03: Terrorist or asylum seeker? - a lighthearted quiz.
13.06.03: Witches - Harry Potter as a fashion icon.
08.06.03: Escape from Wales - Kurt Russell had it easy.
04.06.03: The long hard road out of Hell - the ongoing quest for employment.
31.05.03: Russian mailorder brides 2 - the return of the economic migrants.
30.05.03: Donnie Darko - why not to trust a six foot rabbit.
25.05.03: Evanescence - bigmouth strikes again.
20.05.03: Here from Google? Stop now - we do not have any child pornography.
19.05.03: Natural Born Killers - he wasn't real anyway, it was the Matrix.
16.05.03: Clarks 'Magic Shoes' - "shoes fit for a princess"
16.05.03: Russian mailorder brides - now you can have a radioactive subsistance farmer!
12.05.03: Made-up reviews of films that I haven't seen - with Neo, Trinity, and Lizzie McGuire.
12.05.03: The Martin Luther King Jr. memorial page - what I learnt from Spike Lee.
08.05.03: hottopic.com customer services - happy to help.
08.05.03: Generation X: the movie - X-Men 2 could not stand comparison.
05.05.03: Breaking national treasures - product placement in the new millenium.
04.05.03: Fat boys can't rock - music piracy is not the problem.
29.04.03: Insomnia - oxymoron.
24.04.03: Disturbed - no 'Prayer' will save you (puns are great).
21.04.03: Island of Misfit Mascots - Darth Vader joins Sexual Harassment Panda.
21.04.03: Car boot sales - kill me now.
18.04.03: Hunter Revenge party like it's 1999.
16.04.03: Forgotten heroes: Chesney Hawkes - the one and only.
16.04.03: Walmart - featuring Mr. Brain's pork faggots.
13.04.03: Henry Rollins - daytime TV just got worse.
10.04.03: Media Circus - a new take on knife throwing.
08.04.03: Gasmasks - e-mail spam can save your life.
03.04.03: Godsmack - not an Alice in Chains tribute band.
03.04.03: Operation Iraqi Freedom - go team!
29.03.03: Men as accessories - a sad indictment of celebrity.
29.03.03: Oxfam - pushing the bounds of acceptable satire.
23.03.03: Need to belong - join the clique cliche
20.03.03: Hos, haters, and heretics - thankyou for ruining the internet for everyone.
18.03.03: The Kerrang! Magazine club tour extravaganza - the Kurrung! magazine review.
18.03.03: la too-qaa-wim (phonetic Arabic for 'do not resist')
14.03.03: Going grunge for summer - the practical alternative to goth.
11.03.03: Celebrity skin - Versace and Coke.
11.03.03: Drama cam the definitive webcam portal
10.03.03: Rituals (plus Cher and the Russian army)
06.03.03: Marilyn Manson - stilts are not traditionally scary.
06.03.03: Learning cultural mores with Mary-Kate and Ashley - volume 02: the rest.
03.03.03: Learning cultural mores with Mary-Kate and Ashley - volume 01: France and Italy.
03.03.03: I tried to believe - X Files jumps the shark.
01.03.03: Eat me Cake, Alice, Alice, cake.
01.03.03: Clowns - it is traditional for Jewish boys to be circumcised by clowns. Seriously.
27.02.03: To: spam@subvulture.com Subject: Website Designed for under £300
26.02.03: Valentine - a helpful guide for awkward singles everywhere.
23.02.03: Three sisters' story - an everyday tale of Japanese perversion.
20.02.03: My breakfast diary - now ten percent healthier.
20.02.03: Women on the verge of a nervous breakdown - Anna Nicole's place in the grieving process.
12.02.03: Audioslave - Fell on black days.
12.02.03: Misfits tribute bands - Teenagers from Mars.
09.02.03: Celebrating the Chinese New Year through the medium of food.
06.02.03: Collected and labelled - Kelly Osbourne is my role model.
06.02.03: The 'Which one of my last year's flatmates are you?' quiz
31.01.03: AFI: 'Sing the sorrow' - second review published anywhere!
30.01.03: AFI: 'Sing the sorrow' - first review published anywhere!
29.01.03: Fun with copyright law - an animated adventure.
29.01.03: Transformers - robots in disguise Japanese in robot suits.
27.01.03: Jack off Jill - doll parts.
24.01.03: Tupperware saved my life.
23.01.03: Life in the Third World (possibly not suitable for Welsh nationalists)
22.01.03: Children of the night Nike
18.01.03: Mind, body, soulless - yours to collect in 80 parts.
16.01.03: Got terror? - My part in Sept. 11.
12.01.03: Urban hard decay candy - proudly the only clothed Dixie Chicks promotion.
09.01.03: The linguistics of porn (nudity not included)
05.01.03: Xmas film reviews - sponsored by Cravendale milk.
05.01.03: Death sells - Conspiracy theories for corporate profit.
05.01.03: Eels - food, apparantly.
05.01.03: Image is power - survey says: shoulderpads are... in!
01.01.03: Your brain on (enter consumer item here)
17.12.02: Guns 'n' Roses - providing a clique for everyone.
17.12.02: Lollipop Lust Kill - redneck darkwave.
12.12.02: City of Lost Children - because my parents love me.
12.12.02: Fun with Disney - excepting 'Free Willy' 1 through 3.
11.12.02: Obsessive fans - like Rachel Stamp? I'm talking to you.
10.12.02: eShy.com - from my bulk mail with love.
06.12.02: Scooby-Doo! - big budget cereal.
04.12.02: If you go out of the house today, you're in for a big suprise - a snapshot of life in Wales.
04.12.02: An examination of the increasingly questionable adverts on Yahoo!
29.11.02: Minor Threat vs. lazy journalism.
29.11.02: AOL instant messenger and how I was welcomed into the AOL fold.
28.11.02: Saved by the Bell - where are they now?
23.11.02: Jack Skellington in Rainbow Land - strange things are afoot at the Circle K...
12.11.02: Rainbow Brite: 'Peril in the pits' - drugs did this.
05.11.02: Sentenced - "this next song is about drinking to forget..."
04.11.02: Lidl - the emporium for discount German-brand goods.
25.10.02: Ben Kweller - he loves his guitar and his guitar loves him.
25.10.02: Cartoons minus the vice-like WB grip.
25.10.02: Music merchandise sold your soul - "AFI shoes"...
25.10.02: Why the internet is a big, dark, scary place - FILTHY XXX ONE DAY FREE TRIAL OFFER CLICK HERE
24.10.02: The Ann Summers experience - Erotic adventure in the comfort of my own home.
17.10.02: Replying to Deadsy's fanmail.
16.10.02: What would Jesus do? The Son of God answers your questions.
12.10.02: Which seminal detective are you? - find out with this handy quiz.
11.10.02: Remix CDs - Kewl lke Lnkn Prk.
11.10.02: These are the rules we rock'n'roll by - my interview with Alex Kane of AntiProduct.
09.10.02: Green day - the continuing adventures of turtle boy.
05.10.02: Japanese confectionary - express everyday thanks from one's heart bottom.
04.10.02: 'He-Man and the Masters of the Universe' - a socio-political analysis.
28.09.02: Rainbow Brite: 'Star sprinkled' - a truly bewildering experience.
25.09.02: Dark Tranquility - over-hyped, under-joyed.
25.09.02: Train journeys - Virgin Rail is my nemesis.
20.09.02: Features of Aberystwyth, Wales 01: Late-boy, a gothic institution in himself.
20.09.02: 'Sum of all Fears' and how 80,000 Americans dying diminished its success.
16.09.02: Powerman5000 Lego® figures - £39.99 worth of suck.
15.09.02: Expensive nail varnish - I never knew there were so many shades of pink.
15.09.02: AFI - to appease people who can't remeber ".net", Davey's tattoos.